Summer styles are finally here
This year, our new summer collection will shelter you from the harsh elements of a world that doesn't care if you live or die.
We built our business on great customer service
At the beginning at least, but then we realized we could make a lot more money if we kinda stopped caring about that. Our new strategy is to write a bunch of things that look really good in the headlines, then clarify in the small print but hope people don't actually read it.
- Free shipping
- It's not actually free we just price it into the products. Someone's paying for it, and it's not us.
- 10-year warranty
- If it breaks in the first 10 years we'll replace it. After that you're on your own though.
- Exchanges
- If you don't like it, trade it to one of your friends for something of theirs. Don't send it here though.
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Precision Mold and Pattern Caster
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Precision Mold and Pattern Caster
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Precision Mold and Pattern Caster
$676.69
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Metal-Refining Furnace Operator
$681.66
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Metal-Refining Furnace Operator
$317.86
Metal-Refining Furnace Operator
$237.76
Psychology Teacher
$277.36
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Statement Clerk
$257.45
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